"What do you think I was doing the whole time
you were out there man? I told you Dignan got fired,
out on his ass. But you didn`t think about that,
did you. In the end it`s easier to think about yourself
than it is to think about Dignan."
Quotes...
"Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone
else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma-which is living
with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let
the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner
voice. And most important, have the courage to follow
your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what
you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary."
"Creativity is just connecting things. When you ask
creative people how they did something, they feel a
little guilty because they didn't really do it, they
just saw something. It seemed obvious to them after a
while. That's because they were able to connect
experiences they've had and synthesize new things. And
the reason they were able to do that was that they've
had more experiences or they have thought more about
their experiences than other people."
Steve Jobs
"Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted."
John Lennon
Dave Attell
"Doesn't matter what you do, people can
always find a way to call you a dick."
"What's the two things they tell you are
healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You
know what you should do? Combine them,
eat a penguin."
"Inspiration exists, but it has to find us
working."
Pablo Picasso
George W. Bush
"This is my maiden voyage. My first speech
since I was president of the United States
and I couldn't think of a better place to
give it than Calgary, Canada."
"Let me start off by saying that in 2000
I said, 'Vote for me, I'm an agent of
change.' In 2004, I said, 'I'm not
interested in change- I want to continue
as president.' Every candidate has got to
say 'change'. That's what the American
people expect."
"Don't sweat the petty things and
don't pet the sweaty things."
"Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity."
"I`m completely in favor of the
separation of Church and State.
My idea is that these two
institutions screw us up enough
on their own, so both of them
together is certain death."
George Carlin
"You're just left with yourself all the
time, whatever you do anyway. You've got
to get down to your own God in your own
temple. It's all down to you, mate."
"Never underestimate how much assistance,
how much comfort, how much soul and
transcendence there might be in a well-made
taco and a cold bottle of beer."
"Equality is not in regarding different
things similarly, equality is in
regarding different things differently."
Tom Robbins
Dignan
"Ever since I was a child I have had
this instinctive urge for expansion and
growth. To me, the function and duty of
a quality human being is the sincere
and honest development of one's
potential."
"A wise man can learn more from a
foolish question than a fool can learn
from a wise answer."
Bruce Lee
"Reality is something that belongs to
you as an individual. If you wanna grow
up, which most people don't, the thing
to do is take responsibility for your
own reality and deal with it on your
own terms."
"All the good music has been written
by people with wigs and stuff."
Frank Zappa
"Without deviation progress is not
possible."
Chuck Klosterman
"Being interesting has been replaced by
being identifiable."
"Everybody knows that the Internet is changing
our lives, mostly because someone in the media
has uttered that exact phrase every single day
since 1993. However, it certainly appears that
the main thing the Internet has accomplished
is the normalization of amateur pornography.
There is no justification for the amount of
naked people on the World Wide Web, many of
whom are clearly doing so for non-monetary
reasons. Where were these people fifteen years
ago? Were there really millions of women in
1986 turning to their husbands saying, 'You
know, I would love to have total strangers
masturbate to images of me deep-throating a
titanium dildo, but there's just no medium for
that kind of entertainment. I guess we'll just
have to sit here and watch Falcon Crest
again."
"Here is the easiest way to explain the
genius of Johnny Cash: Singing from the
perspective of a convicted murderer in the
song "Folsom Prison Blues", Cash is struck
by pangs of regret when he sits in his cell
and hears a distant train whistle. This is
because people on that train are 'probably
drinkin coffee.' And this is also why Cash
seems completely credible as a felon: he
doesn't want freedom or friendship or Jesus
or a new lawyer. He wants coffee. Within
the mind of a killer, complex feelings are
eerily simple. This is why killers can
shoot people in Reno just to watch them
die, and the rest of us usually can't."
"What one does is what counts. Not what
one had the intention of doing."